Untitled

THINK POSITIVE:

Tom: "yo"
Davey: "Yo! Had a feeling you were gonna chat me up today"
Tom: "wassup"
Davey: "Boooored"
Tom: "psychic"
Davey: "Gonna try yoga out tomorrow though"
Tom: "fun"
Davey: "No, it's 'cause you logged on all three accounts"
Tom: "LOL"
Davey: "I'm a bit scared honestly? Kinda worried it'll be less phystherapy and more "massive major setback.""
Tom: "think positively"
Davey: "Getting harder to do. I remember being the happy cheerful never say never and laughing about it guy? Ugh I miss that guy"
Tom: "be that guy again"
Davey: "Tryin'"
Tom: "make that your mantra"
Davey: "Nah, I'll just fix what I can"
Tom: "as you're stretching in yoga just repeat "I wanna be that guy who gets tricked by Tom""
Davey: "..."
Tom: "oh wait, that's my mantra"
Davey: "...HOLY BALLS. YES. THAT IS THE THING I WILL DO. This convo just made Tumblr."
Tom: "Cause the Dave that got tricked by Tom was always my favorite Dave"
Tom: "please tell me you corrected my typos first lol"
Davey: "Jajaja I'll link you? You didn't actually make any?"
Davey: "And also, that is also my favourite Dave. The one who gets conned into lobster for snacks. And then pays up anyway. But not without a few months of faux-bitching."

I work at a hotel. It’s pretty busy during the peak seasons, not so much now. I get asked some of the stupidest questions during hours by customers, some that break the laws of common sense all together. I think that’s what I’m going to use my tumblr to repost verbatim their stupidity so you all can live the life of a hotel front desk clerk.

That, and I’ll probably also blog about my cooking. Cooking is beyond a hobby for me; its a passion for me.

——-

So today’s stupid quote.

“What are your room rates?”

“$140 facing the parking lot, $205 facing the beach.”

“So do the parking lot rooms face the beach?”

Yes lady, our hotel is so swanky that you can park on the baech. Though you park at your own risk during high tide.

Oh no I'm boring here Tom it's just me posting fanfiction challenges for pals! I'll follow you but don't expect much but slashfics and bad quicksketch art and the occasional joke

dottewa

Is ok. I’m mainly going to use tumblr to make fun of stupid customers at work who ask the dumbest questions that no human should. That, and maybe pictures/blog of my cooking.

Makes total sense now

vazerick:

Keanu Reeves!

But i don’t suspect, i’m sure!

Look at this, in first place:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare they:

Just to finish:

That’s Keanu Reeves, traveling through time in a phone box.

Do i need to say ANYTHING else?

re New Orleans’ 42-34 loss to the Packers. “The new slogan for the Saints should be ‘who at’ because there’s definitely no ‘D’ in New Orleans.

“