I work at a hotel. It’s pretty busy during the peak seasons, not so much now. I get asked some of the stupidest questions during hours by customers, some that break the laws of common sense all together. I think that’s what I’m going to use my tumblr to repost verbatim their stupidity so you all can live the life of a hotel front desk clerk.
That, and I’ll probably also blog about my cooking. Cooking is beyond a hobby for me; its a passion for me.
So today’s stupid quote.
“What are your room rates?”
“$140 facing the parking lot, $205 facing the beach.”
“So do the parking lot rooms face the beach?”
Yes lady, our hotel is so swanky that you can park on the baech. Though you park at your own risk during high tide.
Is ok. I’m mainly going to use tumblr to make fun of stupid customers at work who ask the dumbest questions that no human should. That, and maybe pictures/blog of my cooking.
But i don’t suspect, i’m sure!
Look at this, in first place:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Just to finish:
That’s Keanu Reeves, traveling through time in a phone box.
Do i need to say ANYTHING else?